I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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