She is in my trunk
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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