it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just high enough for therapy.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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