you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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