Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
