I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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