did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
so explain again why im purple
no
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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