Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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