He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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