watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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