He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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