i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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