Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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