Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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