do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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