The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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