There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
