big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
