i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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