hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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