Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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