at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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