Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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