I just cut my nipple shaving
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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