Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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