Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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