Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
No subtext here. People are naked.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i believe in u and ur pee
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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