sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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