Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
