it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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