I just made out with a guy for $7.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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