Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
