Who did Billy Mays play for?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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