just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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