is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
