in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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