I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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