if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I did not marry a roomba.
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