Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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