Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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