How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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