I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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