This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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