your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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