Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
vagina is talking i cant
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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