At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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