What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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