So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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