What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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