so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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