Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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