went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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